- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Grace Ackerson

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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