What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What's 1+1? 69.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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