What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Dwarf Shortage

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

autistic kids rock

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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