- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

AIDS

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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