- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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