- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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