Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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