Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What's 1+1? 69.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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