- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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