- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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