- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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