- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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