Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Tilt your screen back .

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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