I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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