You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Anti Joke

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