- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

i saw amango it splootered

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Women's Soccer.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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