- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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