Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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