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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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