- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Go away still nothing to see

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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