- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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