- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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