- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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