What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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