- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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