- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What's your blood type? Red.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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