Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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