- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Go away still nothing to see

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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