- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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