Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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