- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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