Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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