- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

bite me

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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