- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??