- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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