What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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