Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Black people stink of shite!

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Women's Rights

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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