- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

I love pissing people off :P

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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