- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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An anti-joke

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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