Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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