Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

race-car = rac-ecar

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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