- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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