A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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I'm Coming

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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