im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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What does? 42

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