- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

why did your mum die young because she had canser

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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