a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

what this: b a dead one of these: p

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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