hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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