- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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