whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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human centipede

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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