- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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