- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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