Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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