Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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