what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

What's big and purple? Barney

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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