There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

No your aunties a joke

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Boxing on Boxing Day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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