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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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