What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

No your aunties a joke

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Actually it was me Josh brown

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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