- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

like if your cool

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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