Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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