- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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