- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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