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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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