An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Obama lin Baden.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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