- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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