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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Women's Rights

Your Mom The End.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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