Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Knock Knock Come in

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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