A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

FUCK YOU

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Why do fat people commit suicide

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

every cloud has a silver lining

Oh, go away

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

women's rights.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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