- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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