What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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