your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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