- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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