- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

whats brown and sticky? Doody

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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