- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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