Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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A car walks into a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Anti Joke

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