what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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