roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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