Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Yes

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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