- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What is green and slow Grass.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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