- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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