- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What's white and gluey Glue

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

why does the man appear fat he is

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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