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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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