A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

HELLO EVERYONE

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

civil rights

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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