what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

civil rights

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

HELLO EVERYONE

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

America

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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