- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

every knight i see an owl at window

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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