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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

like most people my age. im 27

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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