A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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