Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Your Mom The End.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Women's Rights

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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i found waldo.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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