- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i found waldo.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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