The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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womans rights...

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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