Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Indians

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Why? Because.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Anti Joke

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