- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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