- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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