an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Knock knock Fuck off!

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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