- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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