- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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