- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

a dyslexic man walked his god.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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