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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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