- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Get on the boat.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

whats brown and sticky a stick

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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