A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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