- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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