Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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