- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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