guess what? bannanas

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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