- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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