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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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