- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Shltskc gw? G

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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