What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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