Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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